The Best 17 Joe Dirt Quotes - Best 1. "Home is where you build it," says Joe Dirt. - Cajun Old Man 2. "Life is too short to squander it sitting around doing nothing." Make each day count, because we never know when we shall depart this planet. Cherish every time you spend with loved ones and never, ever regret anything in life, for everything occurs for a purpose. Joe's Father Quotes by Joe Dirt 67. "No, that's a space peanut," I say. Quotes by Joe Dirt 68. "Your nuts are stuck to the porch. Oh, that's a bummer." - Joe Dirt, age 69. "So you're saying you're so embedded with White Trash that your facial hair simply grows in all white trashy like that?" - Joe (Zander Kelly)
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DIRT JOE "All I have to do now is maintain being a nice person. Good things will come my way no matter what. Everything will work out for me as long as I never say 'No' in my heart." DIRT JOE "Don't stand near to a fire if you're covered with oil." "You make your own home!" THE OLD MAN Joe Dirt was everyone's doormat, and his terrible comebacks definitely contributed to that.
**_"Things become the darkest before dawn," says Joe Dirt. **_Joe Dirt** ""No" cannot exist in your heart. "No," brother, is not an option." **_"If my calculations are accurate, this will produce ice, oh no, lethal mustard gas!" - Joe Dirt **_"When bad dogs get bad, dang." - Joe Dirt **_Joe Dirt** "That's right. I'm Joe Dirt and you're Joe Meteorite."
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